Limericks

Linda Blair with great favour confessed,
She'd been exorcised, thus finding rest,
But alack and alas
Her old demon came back
and now the poor girl's repossessed.

(Contributed by Dick Lamb)

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There once was a man from Nantucket,Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,But his daughter, named Nan,Ran away with a man,And as for the bucket, Nantookit.


There once was a teacher named GrayWho said to her students one day,"Now, you have until one,to get a limerick done."The class groaned the hour away!

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