Boxers

goldendoodles!!!

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Horse idioms

Straight from the horses mouth:
if you get information about something from the horse's mouth, you get it from someone who is involved in it and knows a lot about it.

To beat a dead horse:
to waste time doing something that has already been attempted.

A charley horse:
a sudden, painful tightening of a muscle in your arm or leg.

A dark horse:
a person who does not tell other people about their ideas or skills and who surprises people by doing something that they do not expect.

To flog a dead horse:
to waste time trying to do something that will not succeed.

A horse of a different color:
a situation or a subject that is different from what you had first thought it was.

Funny sayings

"What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright


"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me." - G.W. Hegel (philosopher)


"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain


I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted - George Best


"I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I must be perfect!" - Anon


"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying." - Joseph Heller (Catch 22)


"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand." - Benny Hill

Limericks

Linda Blair with great favour confessed,
She'd been exorcised, thus finding rest,
But alack and alas
Her old demon came back
and now the poor girl's repossessed.

(Contributed by Dick Lamb)

http://www.freewebs.com/limericks/


There once was a man from Nantucket,Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,But his daughter, named Nan,Ran away with a man,And as for the bucket, Nantookit.


There once was a teacher named GrayWho said to her students one day,"Now, you have until one,to get a limerick done."The class groaned the hour away!

http://www.geocities.com/limerickzone/

Funny Tombstone Sayings

Sir John Strange; Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange.
-- Tombstone in England


I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours.
-- Vermont

http://www.quotemountain.com/sayings/funny_tombstone_sayings.html


"Here lies the body of Jonathan Pound Who was lost at sea and never found."

"I put my wife beneath this stoneFor her repose and for my own."

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061024150648AAvfrnK

My Goldendoodle

I needed another pet. A dog (Dixie) and horse (Philly) were simply not enough. When my mother suggested a "goldendoodle" I thought she was crazy. But, alas . . . she won, I lost. But, in reality, we all really won.

This Isn't "Tank" but looks alot like him when he was a puppy.