"What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright
"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me." - G.W. Hegel (philosopher)
"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet." Mark Twain
I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted - George Best
"I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I must be perfect!" - Anon
"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying." - Joseph Heller (Catch 22)
"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand." - Benny Hill
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